Do the Math.
There was a comment over at seventhgradeenglish.com (how’s that for cross-promotion?) about how the commenter had just finished The Outsiders for the 75th time, and watched the movie at least as many times. Twenty five years times 3x each year. Several thoughts ran through my mind as I read the post.
One: Yessss. Another veteran keeping [...]
“There’s already something on the back of mine.” (Also: Racial Harmony.)
It was our first day back in the classroom after 8 days in the library. We were all glad to be back.
“Oh, my clicker…how I’ve missed you.”
One of them actually said that.
OMG. What a day. Full of action, and laugh after laugh.
First there was the video. YouTube is blocked in our district. Our head of [...]
More Research Follies (Also: “How do I raise my grade?”*)
Today was our last day in the library. Today I collected one page of their paper. I don’t have the time or the inclination to have them write rough drafts, correct them all, and then do it again with the final drafts. No dice, Cheese Slice. So I tell them to take whatever section of [...]
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First off: Ok, Ok. I’m starting to find my happy place with research. Thank you for the comments and suggestions; I think next year will be better. You guys gave me some good ideas.
We’re working on outlines this week, prepping for research. Among other activities, I give them partially completed outlines and word banks to [...]
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- Heather commented on The Timer ReduxI've been using your timer for about a year now, but had a student fall out of her chair because of the scream for the first time yesterday
- Kara Hatfield commented on IntegralWhere can I get the full text of Skeleton? I have tried unsuccessfully to find it online.
- Meg commented on No, You’re Not.That's because Huck Finn was a true rebel! These kids are wannabes in most cases. I student taught in a rural school in Oregon and had the 9th graders telling me they were true 'gangsters' one day. It took everything to hold back my laughter until the end of the period.
- mrC commented on No, You’re Not.Another classic seventh grade three-word phrase. You just reminded me of two more four-word ones I've been using a lot lately: "Pick up your feet," and "Hitch up your drawers" (when they say huh: Pull up your pants). Did you know Huck Finn was sagging his drawers long before these "gangstas" started doing it? More
- Meg commented on No, You’re Not.HAHA!!! It's SO true! Just like their reflexive "reason" for doing anything. I had a group of my sevies shuffling around like direction impaired penguins the other day. When I asked about it they said they couldn't lift their feet off the ground until lunch. The 'reason': "Because it's fun!"
- mrC commented on 600 Words!? Every Week?!! Wha? (Part I)Thanks for the kudos. Everybody who does this gig (willingly) has his/her own shtick to keep the kids in the game. Luckily I also have an actual stick. The kids will learn quite quickly how easy it is to write 600 words/week. Some will even, gasp, grow to like it. I'm glad to have been
- Amy Hostetler commented on 600 Words!? Every Week?!! Wha? (Part I)This year, I just started teaching seventh grade again after taking nine years off. Thank you so much for your ideas (120 sec presentation, Outsiders stuff) but especially your humor. It helps to know I'm not the only teacher with some four-word lines (I also stole some of those as well). I just gave my
- Mrs. M~ commented on Workshop?Awesome! That is almost as good as my colleague who was subbing in a PE class and could not stand the noise. He shouted, "Everyone, hold your balls!"
- Meg commented on Workshop?Wow... Thanks for the laugh! I needed it today with all of the students wired from Chinese New Year break.
- John Burgess commented on Workshop?CPS software records the last answer received before you end a question. If students are getting points for their answers and you're getting a lot of monkeying around, end the question. They lose their points and they will stop messing around. The green occurs when the student sends the same answer and the yellow occurs when
- mrC commented on Everybody’s Special Now. (EInstruction Rules!)Thanks again for the great service. We also found out today that they sometimes work through certain people's heads. Scary thought, that.
- Lindsay C commented on Everybody’s Special Now. (EInstruction Rules!)I remember your call! I was pointed to this post by my manager. I'm glad the kids like their new clickers!!! And the Popple is so cute! ~Lindsay
- mrC commented on “You don’t look as mean!”Mushroom! OMG. I love it.
- Meg commented on “You don’t look as mean!”I got that a lot last year when I would get my haircut. Like volume 11 6th grader calling across the courtyard: "Miss Jones! You look like a mushroom!" or "Wow.... You look like a guy." or the one girl who stopped, gasped in horror and then said through clenched teeth
- mrC commented on Shmart?I'm starting to agree. Once you get past the whoa factor... I'm not seeing an indispensable tool. Like my overhead. I have this Shmartboard, and a giant 32 inch monitor, and I have an LCD projector. If I could only keep 1 piece of "technology" it would be my overhead projector. (Well maybe the clickers
- Eric commented on Shmart?Dan Myer described SmartBoards as "a VERY expensive solution to a problem that we haven't really defined yet."
- Amy commented on Shmart?A school district in Wichita, Kansas has their lessons posted online. Wide variety from which to choose. http://technology.usd259.org/resources/whiteboards/smartlessons.htm There are many more, but are bookmarked on another laptop.
- mrC commented on Seventh Grader with a BadgeRe: "Monsters..." in the anthology. When we first got our most recent anthology 6 or 8 years ago, I was going to use it for reading the play. I was reading through the TE, looking what kinds of questions they thought should be asked, and I noticed that the version in this book was different
- Mrs. M~ commented on Seventh Grader with a BadgeWe in the 8th grade love the poopa too!
- Aimee commented on Seventh Grader with a BadgeLOL! I proudly wear my 7th grade badge - love the poopa!
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