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Classroom Mailbag II

April 28, 2010
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Classroom Mailbag II

So it’s not tomorrow… First, a correction. During the photo tour of my classroom, I said that I thought I had moved in about 10 years ago. My how time does fly. It was 1996 when I moved into my present digs. My 7th graders weren’t even born yet. (Scary thought, that.) I even found a photo of the room from the morning before the first day of school back then. The principal at the time was really stoked on our newly remodeled facility. She even took pictures of the rooms that didn’t get remodeled. Look how tidy! And empty. (Click for full-size.) I showed the kids this pic today. They all thought it looked “boring.” “Where’s the Popple?” Onward… I am not one of those teachers who says that there are no lame questions. I believe that we junior high teachers get asked plenty of lame and stupid questions. My standard response to lame questions from my 7th graders is, “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.” However, your question about the old “trade and grade” is definitely NOT lame. I’ve been wrassling (sic) with this for years. In fact, when I got my clickers a few years

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Classroom Mailbag

April 26, 2010
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Rather than replying to comments over there, I figure I can pad my post stats (this one is #201 btw) by answering questions over here. Yes, I am very lucky to have such a large room. It is a beautiful thing. Well, maybe not beautiful. About ten years ago our campus was remodeled and expanded, and for a whole school year most of us were in portable classrooms in the parking lot. (Aside) That was the year I had three students who each weighed 300+ pounds. In the same class. The portables were up on jacks, and the floors weren’t exactly rock-solid. Each of those boys created a wave that rippled across the room as he walked. I had to put them in separate corners so I wouldn’t crater the floor, and one kid had to sit sideways in his desk until I got him a little table. I guess it only looked little. One of them was actually Mrs. G’s (of nut-smelling fame) boy. When construction was almost over, our principal at the time went around to everybody with a map of the campus, asking which room they would prefer. This was during the “teaming” fad, so teams were

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Teaching is a Messy Business (Pics Part II)

April 24, 2010
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Teaching is a Messy Business (Pics Part II)

At least that’s my excuse. Here we go on part two of our tour of room D5. Be sure to click on each photo to see the full size. I added labels this time for your convenience. Where to begin? I found the Cone of Silence years ago on the side of the road while I was skating. It’s really a speaker dome, for use in places like museums, where you would step under it to hear something about the exhibit without disturbing the blurbs at the next exhibit. It looks just like one of the bubbles of the Cone of Silence on Get Smart. I have never really figured out what to do with it, but I can’t bear to part with it. The mannequin underneath is called the Target because of our “lockdown” drills. Ever since Columbine, we’ve had a once (or more) a year drill where we pretend there’s a gunman on the loose on campus. We shut off the lights and huddle in a safe place, while the admin check all the doors to make sure we locked them. The only windows in my room are tall and narrow and right next to the door. We

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Picture Day (Part I)

April 21, 2010
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Picture Day (Part I)

We’re sort of in the dog days of the school year. Instead of being hot and muggy though, it’s been wiiiiiiiindyyyyyyyy and cold, but there be laziness in the air for some reason. Maybe that’s why I’m so laggy on posting lately. The kids really haven’t been doing much of anything, and they’re rubbing off on me. We’re steaming through Tom Sawyer. This year I decided to increase the pace. I’m shooting for five weeks. Most years, with the vocabulary and the grammar pink sheets and spelling and all the rest we do along the way, I spend about seven weeks. We’re doing 2 chapters a night most nights and with the Moodle working nicely, things seem to be going better so far. Of course there is always a significant percentage who just don’t read it at home. At all. This year I’m trying to read a whole lot more of it out loud to them. “We understand it better when you read it. You act it out and explain it and stuff. Plus you read the dialog so we can tell what they’re saying.” “They do talk funny. And you mean you like my ‘acting’? I’m touched.” “We didn’t say that.

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“How cute. Like hobos…” (Also: Hank Williams.)

Wednesday. Vocabulary Pretest. Talk of facades and irony. Both figure large in The Outsiders. More on that later. Today I have more insight from my friendly class. We’re reading chapter 4 (the death of Bob, Dally helping with the getaway, jumping the train out of town), and we get to where Dally is telling Pony and Johnny to “hop the 3:15 freight to Windrixville.” We pause and talk about how it’s only been less than 36 hours (book time) since the beginning. They find it hard to believe until we start to do the timeline. Figure that Pony gets out of the movie in the late afternoon, and gets jumped and saved. Pony and Johnny and Dally go to the Nightly Double the next night, and it’s now 3:15am that same night. Then I make sure they know that a freight is a train. And one girl says, “How cute. Like hobos…” Hobos maybe. Cute? [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Why Don’t You Love Me Like You Used to Do? When the boys run to find Dally at Buck Merrill’s house, Pony offers a brief description of Buck that ends with, “…he was out of it. He dug [...]

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