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Blogging the Scoring Session (Part I)

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Sounds vaguely obscene, doesn’t it? FINALLY! I have a working computer (a most excellent deal from Costco.com and it really screams) and my net connection is working again. Dang that dang Norton. I swear, I’m betting that almost all the antivirus software out there has been secretly created by virus-makers, in order to make us […]

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Grading papers, Me, Teaching, Technology

What I’m Doing Instead of Blogging

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Mental Floss Question from last week: The Pope has one but doesn’t use it. Your dad has one, and your mom uses it. Nuns do not need one. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, and Michael J. Fox’s is quite small. What is it? (An oldie, but a goody. Answer at the end.) As you may or […]

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classroom, Grading papers, Mailbag

Classroom Mailbag II

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So it’s not tomorrow… First, a correction. During the photo tour of my classroom, I said that I thought I had moved in about 10 years ago. My how time does fly. It was 1996 when I moved into my present digs. My 7th graders weren’t even born yet. (Scary thought, that.) I even found […]

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Grading papers, math, Research Papers, Teaching

Do the Math.

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There was a comment over at seventhgradeenglish.com (how’s that for cross-promotion?) about how the commenter had just finished The Outsiders for the 75th time, and watched the movie at least as many times. Twenty five years times 3x each year. Several thoughts ran through my mind as I read the post. One: Yessss. Another veteran […]

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  • And So It Begins…Sort of
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  • The Titanic Finally Really Sinks! (Also: Sidekicks.)
  • Another Step Toward Self-Improvement?
  • The First Step in Solving a Problem is Realizing You Have One. Usually.
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  • Everything I Need to Know I Learned From Tom Sawyer.
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  • How do YOU do it?
  • Pssssst. Act!
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  • “We’re all weird!” (Again.)
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  • Correction: Masters of the Oblivious.
  • Masters of the Obvious – 10/25/10
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  • Just This…
  • His Father’s Son. (Also: Collaboration.)
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  • Mailbag: Writing.
  • “In your face!” (More Commas.)
  • Before the But.
  • Hank v. Prince Redux (Also: Miracle Nap)
  • We might need a second page in the dictionary.
  • The List Grows
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  • BTSN ’10: A New Shtick.
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  • CSI?
  • Whatever it is…it ain’t working.
  • This is what I’m working with this year.
  • Twits
  • More Mailbag and a New Tom Sawyer Fan.
  • Classroom Mailbag II
  • Classroom Mailbag
  • Guest Artist: Marion Brady
  • Teaching is a Messy Business (Pics Part II)
  • Picture Day (Part I)
  • “This isn’t math!”
  • Your Inner Steamboat.
  • 1903
  • Maybe I could get used to this. Maybe.
  • I Got Nothin’
  • Easy…yet not. (“A Page” Part Two)
  • “Go home and write a page tonight…” (Part One)
  • Grandma’s Hose
  • Permanent Record
  • Soundz!
  • The Timer Redux
  • Integral
  • Staff Development for the Passive Aggressive
  • No, You’re Not.
  • Scrape that Mucus Off Your Brain. (Also: Now I’m the Straight Man.)
  • SBD…
  • Workshop?
  • Everybody’s Special Now. (EInstruction Rules!)
  • Detention. Also: Alternative Careers III.
  • Have a Cigar (Also: Shmartness)
  • “You don’t look as mean!”
  • Test-Taking Tip
  • Shmart?
  • Seventh Grader with a Badge
  • What? What? (Wait for it…) OMG! EWWW!
  • 120 Seconds Book List (So far.)
  • More 120 Seconds Demos.
  • 600 Words a Week? Easy. (Part II)
  • 600 Words!? Every Week?!! Wha? (Part I)
  • Joe Said Yes. (120 Seconds III)
  • “I near pi_ _ed myself.” (120 Seconds II)
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  • School Dance!
  • Near Catastrophe
  • Playing God II
  • “You know you missed us!”
  • Vacation Hiatus
  • Playing God (Part One)
  • The Ending (Also: ____ing beyond.)
  • Sweet Release
  • Thank You.
  • “Where do I sit?”
  • Snow?
  • “You may lie.” (Also: MadLib)
  • Parental Units
  • The “Stirrings” (Again)
  • Virtual Mailbag: Yes, I do.
  • Happy Birthday
  • New Material, and OMG, Groups!
  • Only 35% New Shtuff (But it’s Gold.)
  • I SAW You. (Three-Word Phrases II)
  • Nature or Nurture? Intriguing Question.
  • Guest Speaker: False Assumptions
  • Sunny
  • The Scream
  • Guest Artist: Creating Memorable Characters (Also: Chapter 6 rerun.)
  • Gold.
  • 57% New Material (Chapter 5 and Richard Cory)
  • The New (but really old) Quiet Stick
  • Friday Follow-Ups
  • Hank vs. Prince. (Also: “Lean meat?”)
  • 528. (Do the Math II.)
  • Confession
  • “…more than I can chew.”
  • 50% New Material
  • “Can we read Outsiders today?”
  • Dot Dot Dot (Also: 4.7 miles!)
  • #*$@!
  • “But he’s been working so hard.”
  • Snnkkkttt! (Also: Adjectives)
  • No-Brainer
  • 33 % New Material
  • Too Quiet
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  • “Teach”
  • Sheep
  • “Rock Star”
  • Hey Kid! (Guest Speaker)
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  • Big Hat
  • Mailbag: The Holy Trinity
  • CKD
  • Something New.
  • “Well at first, I was like…”
  • CTEL in SF Part III
  • CTEL Purgatory (Also: The Homeless as Performance Art)
  • Rookie Year – 1991 (Part II)
  • Guest Artist. From 1991.
  • CTEL H-E-Double Toothpicks
  • Do the Math.
  • “There’s already something on the back of mine.” (Also: Racial Harmony.)
  • More Research Follies (Also: “How do I raise my grade?”*)
  • Shameless Hucksterism (CPS.mrcoward.com)
  • Make the Kids do the Work. (Tips III)
  • Out of Bounds
  • Open Mouth Democracy?
  • Research This II. (Also: More Obliviousness.)
  • Research This.
  • A True Blast from the Past (Vacation Filler)
  • Ewww. (Moral Relativism in 7th grade.)
  • Telepathy vs. Reality
  • “I was sent to the box…”
  • I’m back, baby. (Though not officially.) Also: RaffleKing Jr.
  • What’s a Rerun of a Flashback Called?
  • What if they…? (The Gas Effect.)
  • Ouch!
  • Career Opportunities II (Also, homework.)
  • Homework Poll
  • Alternative Careers (Pink Friday Special)
  • Three-Word Phrases
  • Oblivious
  • Insert the G.
  • Mr. Coward’s Snappy Answers to Questions They Should Already Know the Answers To.
  • “I like the old ones better.”
  • “That’s student teacher, not guest teacher.”
  • Flash(way)Back II
  • “We interrupt this tragedy to bring you some comedy…”
  • Flash(way)Back
  • Sometimes they’re actually listening!
  • Lines of the Week (Sandwiches and Spanking?)
  • Super Teacher! (Not me.)
  • Mailbag: Hovercraft? What hovercraft? (Also, Dr. Seuss)
  • Still Here Blogging… (Wiki Wiki)
  • Out-to-Lunch Middle Schoolers Say the Darnedest Things
  • Doodle Prank and Panic
  • TomWikiSawyerPedia
  • There were tears in our eyes.
  • They killed the King!
  • OMG! Haircut!
  • It’s only 120 seconds. (Of terror. Also, more cartoons.)
  • Cartoon Fun II.
  • Cartoon Fun! (Also: The Popple)
  • A Typical Day – Part One (Mailbag IIa)
  • Mailbag I: The Paper Load
  • Politeness Girl
  • “I like how you’re all mean.”
  • “He did?” (Also -ism #9: Am I exempt?)
  • “-isms” Part II (KBAR)
  • “But, what’s a…?”
  • Exemplary
  • “-isms” (Also: mucous)

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