Insert the G.

March 3, 2009
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We finally finished Tom Sawyer. Some of them just gave up on me. Some of them realized it got easier as they went along. Some of them actually enjoyed it. But ALL of them had fun during one of our last discussions of the book; it’s chapter 33, where Tom and Huck go back to the cave for the money.

Throughout the novel we talk about how Tom, when he plays, always has to “go by the book.” Or to use one of this week’s academic words, Tom always follows protocol. He climbs the fence, instead of running through the gate, after pelting Sid with dirt clods for ratting him out about the thread. He won’t “die” when Joe runs him through in their sword fight, because Tom’s playing Robin Hood, and he can’t die. He goes over the cliff with the ham, instead of using the trail, when they run away to the island, because that’s what a pirate would do. And he does it again in chapter 33. The bonus question on the quiz that day was…

“*Bonus: There is an example of Tom “going by the book” in chapter 33 which he would probably be very embarrassed about if he knew what he was saying. What word does Tom obviously not know the meaning of?”

There were a few kids who knew right away. Some realized when I gave them the page number. But many of them still didn’t clue in when I read the passage aloud. They just giggled along with the ones that did.

cave1“Now less fetch the guns and things,” said Huck.

“No, Huck — leave them there. They’re just the tricks to have when we go to robbing. We’ll keep them there all the time, and we’ll hold our or_ies there, too. It’s an awful snug place for or_ies.”

“What’s or_ies?”

I dono. But robbers always have or_ies, and of course we’ve got to have them, too.”

Rather than telling them, I just alt-tabbed to the screen to the definition at Merriam-Webster, and told them to read definition number two to themselves.

“And I don’t need you going home to Mom tonight, and saying, ‘Guess what we learned in English today?’ I don’t need those kinds of phone calls. What happens in D5 stays in D5, as they say in those Vegas ads.”

“What? What? I don’t ge.. EWWWWW!”

Remember, the word is also used in those other ways, but if you just sort of walked up to Mom and busted out that word, you’d probably get a talking to about “The Stirrings.”

“Eww.”

Then one genius blurts out, “That Tom Sawyer is a player.”

“Ewwww.”

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4 Responses to Insert the G.

  1. Ben on March 4, 2009 at 8:09 am

    We finished Tom Sawyer today, too, but I left out the “o” through “s” of that particular word in Chapter 33.

    Heck, when we did D.O.L. last week, I had sixth-grade boys falling out of their chairs because we had to change “blowed” to “blown.” I’m NOT GOING THERE AGAIN.

  2. Carly on March 4, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Try teaching the word “masticate.” They really can’t contain themselves.

    Thanks for the blog. I really enjoying reading it. This is year 12 for me teaching 7th grade (mostly English and lit)

  3. mrC on March 4, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Ben, you’re a wimp ;) But I know what you mean. And the beard story is beauty. I like the dinosaur expression; I might hafta steal it. I don’t know how you people live where there’s actual weather. I’m dyin’ if we get 3 or 4 days of rain in a row. Carly, I am definitely going there next week. I can’t wait to bust masticate on them. It’ll be a lot more fun than expectorate (which we also did during Tom Sawyer). Thanks for the kind words.

  4. Miss K on July 30, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    Carly,
    I used to work with a group of teachers in 7th grade and we always went to lunch together. One day, one of the male teachers went into another teacher’s room (his kids we taking their time packing up) and asked, “Dave, you ready to go masticate.” Shock and awe and silence… And still a good story 15 years later!
    Tee hee!

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