OMG UR FAST

October 11, 2008
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I guess someone knows from junior high. First comment gets it right. Nice.

index : finger :: molar : ______

X Files.

This kid was a big fan, but he thought Mulder’s name was Molar, and of course, what else could the answer be but…

X Files.

Dunno why he didn’t think it was Scully.

One Response to OMG UR FAST

  1. mz.w on October 12, 2008 at 7:12 am

    ok, i just read a ton of your posts and you are my new hero. you almost make me wish i was still teaching ELA so i could still teach the outsiders–even though i CAN’T STAND that book. it’s just that your ideas and class comments are so interesting.
    –for the record, i thought the outsiders was lame when i read it in 7th grade. adult perspective did nothing to change that. it was kind of fun to teach though. cuz the kids liked it so much.

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